FLAKES: Come check this out!
JACK: What is it?
FLAKES: Forget about that corpse and come with me!
JACK: No way, this guy is loaded.
FLAKES: You'll do it later! Now come on, before I shoot you're ass!
JACK: Fine, but you're dead meat if this gear disappears.
FLAKES: I can’t wait for you to see it, it's awesome!
JACK: What is it?
FLAKES: You’ll freak out when you see it. Come on!
JACK: Where to?
FLAKES: Follow me.
JACK: If it's a levitating house, I've already seen that.
FLAKES: Nope.
JACK: A headless cow running around in circles?
FLAKES: Nope.
JACK: Liquid trees?
FLAKES: Liquid trees? What’s that?
JACK: Oh man, that's the coolest one of them all! You got this normal looking tree, right, but instead of being hard it’s like water.
FLAKES: No shit!
JACK: For real! The coolest thing about it is that you can pass right through it. One time we found one near a house, and Blacko got the idea to jump on it from the roof. Man, it was awesome! It's just like swimming through clean water.
FLAKES: Clean water? Then you can drink it?
JACK: No. Blacko tried, and died.
FLAKES: That’s why you're new boots look familiar. Did you undertake his body?
JACK: Nah, we just threw him back into the tree, we thought he would want that since he loved it so much.
FLAKES: Well, liquid trees sound cool, but not as cool as the thing I found. It’s just beyond that hill.
JACK: Wait, this isn’t going to be dangerous?
FLAKES: No, no! That’s the coolest thing, it’s completely harmless.
JACK: That’s what Zag said about the funny fog, before it disintegrated him.
FLAKES: I’m still alive, so don’t worry so much.
JACK: Big Thumb never worried much, and now he’s melting inside that nuclear reactor.
FLAKES: Here we go again, the “Black” JACK! You and you’re depressing stories. Don’t you have any cheerful or happy tales?
JACK: Like the one about Sidestep Pete and his rats?
FLAKES: Yeah, that one’s nice. About the kid that teaches rats to carry messages. What happened to him anyway?
JACK: The rats ate him.
FLAKES: Just shut up, you’re depressing me.
JACK: Hey, it’s not my fault we live in a world that’s upside down and inside out!
FLAKES: Here we are. Maybe the “Eye” will cheer me up again.
JACK: What “Eye”?
FLAKES: Oh, the thing I found, I called it the “Eye”.
JACK: Why?
FLAKES: You’ll see. In that house right there.
JACK: You first.
FLAKES: Chicken!
JACK: That’s what Figgs used…
FLAKES: Shut up! Look!
JACK: What the fuc…
FLAKES: Ain’t it cool?!
JACK: It’s moving…
FLAKES: Yeah, but at the same time it stays still!
JACK: And it’s so real, like you can touch it…
FLAKES: But when you do, you see it’s not real.
JACK: Look, colors!
FLAKES: Yeah, it becomes colored once in a while.
JACK: Did you tell anyone else about this?
FLAKES: No, just you.
JACK: This is awesome! The best thing we ever found!
FLAKES: You mean I found?
JACK: This is… WOW! Look at those two!
FLAKES: They’re big!
JACK: Both of them!
FLAKES: And red!
JACK: Holly shit!
FLAKES: Look at them move, it’s almost hypnotic!
JACK: They look so soft and tender!
FLAKES: I wonder if somewhere in the world they exist for real, not like this.
JACK: Man, you thinking what I’m thinking?
FLAKES: Hell yeah! Roof! Roof!
JACK: And look at that blue thing behind them, its beautiful…
FLAKES: It looks like the Great Gray, but instead it’s blue.
JACK: You know what I wish? I wish our entire world looked like that.
FLAKES: Me too, bro, me too…
JACK: Look, something is written on it…
FLAKES: Wow, it’s talking to us!
JACK: Yeah, but what does “Baywatch” mean?